50 Reasons - why its great to be a Guy!!
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. Monday Night Football.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
9. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
10. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
12. You understand why Stripes is funny.
13. Your last name stays put.
14. The garage is all yours.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. You never have to clean the toilet.
17. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
18. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
19. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
20. The National College Cheerleading Championship.
21. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
22. You don't have to shave below your neck.
23. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
24. Everything on your face stays its original color.
25. Chocolate is just another snack.
26. You can be president.
27. Flowers fix everything.
28. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
29. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
30. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
31. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
32. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
33. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
34. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
35. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
36. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
37. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
38. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
39. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
40. Same work... more pay.
41. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
42. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
43. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
44. The remote is yours and yours alone.
45. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
46. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
47. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
48. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
49. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
50. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
posted by Mike @ 8:42 PM
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51. You never have to squeeze a human out of your penis.
that is GREAT! and so true
51. You get the humor in this list.
what about the fact that we don't have peroids or have to be pregnant and give birth? those are damn good benefits in my opinion.
Mmm...sexism.
actually a lot of this applies to some girls i know... not all girls are so lame
A guy is there in this world only because there was a girl
52. You can be Santa ;)
You forgot the most important one:
51. YOU CAN PEE STANDING UP, ANYWHERE (legal) YOU WANT!
Oh, to be able to just pull over on a deserted highway and take a wizz, or duck behind a tree whilst camping...
I'm sure the girls have just as good a list, to name a few:
1) Any girl can get laid at a bar, there is always a guy that will volunteer, the same cannot be said about a guy.
2) Girls live longer
3) Girls don't grow bald
I knew a bald girl once, and cancer wasn't a factor...
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